Couch Weed
weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.
dude! i found some couch weed!
weed that is searched for in a desperate attempt to get high, found in places that weed is frequented. these places include carpets, dressers, and couches. couchweed may contain various kinds of ( probably old) weed, pocket lint, pizza crust, maybe toenail clippings.
person1: yo, dont forget you owe me weed
person2: d-mn, im all out, let me look in my couch
person1: h-ll no son, i dont want your couchweed
person2:sh-t, ill just pick up a dub
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