coughing a cell
getting something done. forcing the brain to engage in actual bodily motivation which results in completing some task.
(aka cough up a brain cell)
dude, start coughing a cell man! you were suspposed to have had that done a week ago.
you’ve gotten way too lazy, once in awhile it’d be nice if you coughed a cell or two to clean up this mess.
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