counter starfish
when a girl is being p-ssive at s-x in missionary position, the guy ‘returns the favour’ by inserting his p-n-s but not moving.
kevlar burrito: “i had s-x with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing”
perverted manh-r-: “i’ve never had this happen to me but if i did i know i’d just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. not even mad.”
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