Country Ham
the term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
‘chris totally served up some country ham when i knocked on the bathroom door.’
or:
‘what is that hanging off the doorkn-b?’
‘oh thats just chris’s country ham. he’s letting it air dry. you know….he does that.’
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