country smart
someone who can tell you anything simple life related without skipping a beat but when it comes to other things… it’s a wrap.
i’ll fix your truck, go hiking and tend to the animals but these new cellular phones baffle me.
oh ok, so you’re country smart?
and proud of it!!!
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