cowlick


fisting a girl to the point you need to pull your hand out and smear their own juices across the face.
that freak from the bar told me to keep going bigger. so i shoved my hand in her tw-t and cowlicked across the nose.
the effect of having a patch of one’s hair stick upwards as if licked by a cow. in other words, a localized form of “beadhead”.
in the movie ‘there’s something about mary’ when the main female character styles her bangs straight upwards using s-m-n. however, not all cowlicks are caused by sp-nk.
when you cut off someone’s tongue and use it to rape them
derek crossed me so he woke up with a cow lick >:)
a big f-ggot with a piece of hair hanging in the middle of his forehead, looking like a cow literally licked it into that position
cole is a huge cowlick b-tch
what you get when your j-zz gets out of control
emo kids usually. very thick hair, with obese heads; also known as emo sweep looking as if a cow licked their big -ss domes. actually known as robdizzle n-gg-.
“wheres cowlick?”
“home, as usual, sitting infront of his computer waiting for someone to i.m him.”

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