crack of heaven


when a woman bends down and you barely see her -ss crack. most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
jack: hey john. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor…
john: yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

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