crack sack
when you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.
billy: hey dad! guess what i got with my 15 dollars of allowance?!
dad: what did ya get, sport?!
billy: i got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and main in her ’94 civic!
dad: last time i did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and i got half a line of c-ke directly to my b-lls! g-d i love your mother…
another word for jackpot. only, instead of appealing to the gambling population, it appeals to the m-sses of junkie crackwh-r-s.
a smart, ginger, musketeer? i’ve hit the cracksack!
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