Cracked Addict
someone who is addicted to the writings of cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
example 1
guy a: that new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy b: speaking of smurfs, there was this great cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. here let me tell you about it.
guy a leaves
example 2
guy a: man led zeppelin is so original. i could listen to them all day.
guy b: actually cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and led zeppelin was number 2 on that list. they’re total hacks.
guy a: dude you’re such a cracked addict
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