Crackling crackhole
the act of having an extremely itchy b-tthole. normally occuring after the act of deficating, cr-pping, sh-tting, p–ping, or sharting.
croy: crandle, i just sharted about an hour ago. i have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
crandle: dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.
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