craniul


consensual gay s-x, involving small dogs and possibly rodents, usually practiced in mexico or outside the usa. evidence of craniul s-x has been found in numerous autopsies and was originally believed to be a form of torture. eventually the large amounts of both animal and human s-m-n found in the stomachs and r-ct-ms of the deceased led to the uncovering of this form of b–st–lity.
he actually got blisters rubbing the squirrels gonads for tonights craniul.

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