crap-pambic pentameter


a play-on for “iambic pentameter,” a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. commonly used when rappers/hip-hop “artists” throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
“hey, listen to this new song i wrote, “jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.bring me a beer, hey!'”

“yeah, that’s cr-p. nice use of cr-p-pambic pentameter tho.”

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