crapcan


a car that is typically a piece of junk and destined for the crusher at the local junk yard. in some budget or racing circles a cr-pcan is the car of choice for compet-tors who race for 7 to 24 hours straight. cr-pcans will never get you the girl or earn you “street cred” but can win you the race although not likely.
man that thing in your garage is such a cr-pcan! you should take it to the junk yard.

no way! that is the only race car i can afford and i bet i can win a race with it.

maybe if it doesn’t catch fire first!
anything manufactured by the company known as belkin.
an example of a cr-pcan is crim_’s belkin model f5d6231 wireless router.

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