Crazy J and Shan the Man
a remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from western pennsylvania. the two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. they are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. this duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.
dude, did you see crazy j and shan the man today? they’re so f-cking rad.
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