Crazy Panda
a crazy guy, who’s really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. loved by so many yet so insecure. the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he’s different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named mikey. amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. loves to be loved. smells amazing and has the most s-xiest smile, in the world. beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as crazy panda as he’s wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. hot inside and out.
friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they’re romantic?
friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he’d love me till the last rose dies..x
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
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