European Sharking
1. a heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly m-st-rb-t-s unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to -j-c-l-t–n, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him
2. the process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. for another version, see j-panese sharking
“d-mn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!”
friend 1: good g-d, arent you a wh-r-?
friend 2: no… it was a european sharker, the b-st-rd!
friend 1: well did you make him pay for it?
friend 2: i was wearing high heals -starts crying- he got away..
when a man lurks in a public place with his genitals concealed while masturbating. a woman approaches and the frantic masturbation quickens to completion. the concealed genitals are exposed and -j-c-l-t- is released onto the unsuspecting victim. the culprit must abscond away before the authorities arrive. hilarity ensues.
“hey, stinky pete!”
“where you been, steamboat billy?”
“just did a dime in angola for european sharking this broad at the whole foods”
“sh-t, man…that’s -ssault, brother.”
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