Cream Team


a group of male h-m-s-xuals who regularly get together and m-st-rb-t- in the sauna/shower
when the french national soccer team underperforms, i sarcastically call them my favorite cream team
a team that is populated by talented members, representing the “cream of the crop”.
john: how do they keep winning?
mary: they rock at that, they’re the cream team.
an elite team of high school juniors and seniors that go around molesting freshmen for fun. they get scared and cry and everyone laughs. everyone hates freshmen lol.
freshy 1: oh noo its the cream team!!

freshy 2: they’re gonna touch us and make us feel uncomfortable runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

cream team leader: after them.

cream team: oh yes you like this you loser freshmen b-tches! yeah!

rest of school: lol d-mn

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