Creamy Stevenson
how the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before c-mming he pulls out and c-ms into the palm of his hand. he then takes that hand full of j-zz and slaps the chick in the face with it. for extra surprise, the j-zz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. this is more commonly known as the creamy stevenson surprise.
sam: would you bone meagan round the back on the bins?
marc: no way, everyone else has done it already!
sam: what if you gave her the creamy stevenson?
marc: oh well then i would. those are awesome!
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