Rimjob


the act of orally stimulating the external -n-l sphincter to cause s-xual arousal
my girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the b-tch.
an instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around someone else’s sphincter.
dan’s mom loves rim jobs.
“oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your -ss!”
~cartman’s mom, the south park movie.
see above.
the one word that will never, ever fit into any conversation you might be having. stops the conversation right then and there.
“so, what do you think about-”
“rimjob!”
“what the f-ck!?”
a job at research in motion (rim)
i got a rim job
according to lian cartman from south park, it’s when you contort yourself into a pretzel and allow someone to give you oral pleasure in, on and around your sphincter.
sheila: what did my son say mr. mackie? did he say the s-woid?

mr. mackie: no, it was worse than that.

sheila: the f-woid?

mr. mackie: well here’s a short list of the things your kids’ve been saying, m’kay?

sharon marsh: oh dear g-d!

sheila broflovsky: what the heck is a “rimjob”?

lian cartman: oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your -ss!
also known as r-mm-ng.

the surprisingly pleasurable act of licking or having ones own sphincter licked.

the process of performing a rim job can be fraught with dangers such as stumbling across clingons, the rimee releasing an air biscuit, or simply encountering a particularly unhygienic ring piece.
that klim loved giving rim jobs.

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