the day before a pokémon game is released. a holiday of suffering and strange dances.
oh, it’s a creebuskhrieesz today. …nice. merry creebuskhrieesz.
- the red squadron
a s*xual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. the female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. one at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their p*n*s inside of the woman’s v*g*n* (not unlike the land […]
a tornado full of moist and unused shafts, and you can use it in anyway you want.:) i just seen a shaftnado outside . i hope that i wont get wet.
the act of jacking off in a manner only known by gary johnson, aka jaguar johnson. jaguar johnson, aka gary johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage p*rno flick, and while jag’n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.
- holy cheezus
the jesus of the grilled cheese world. everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he’s holy and s*xy as a grilled cheezus could be. dam i love me some cheezus! i pray to the holy cheezus but when i pray, i wanna eat him