crew cut
a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. also called a g.i. or buzz cut.
variations include the ’50s flattop.
he had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.
a flat top buzzed hair cut.
“now, johnny unitas … there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.”
– abraham simpson
what preppies and rich kids have.
preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old p-ss-es
a haircut that’s 1 inch or less away from the scalp.
one variation is an all around cut which gives a round look. the other refered to as a buzz cut gives a flat top look with shaven sides.
mr. pimples: hey i think crew cuts are ugly and for gay men
mr.crew cut: hey, i think long hair stinks when you sweat especially pimple faced teenagers.
mr. pimples: i think you’re a….bad guy
mr. crew cut: exactly…
some one who is circ-msized, or without p-n-s foreskin
oh man josh and toby have crew cuts
a shaven hair cut
i think guys with crew cuts look gay
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