Crip-nips
a past tense used to confirm someone has bee nipple crippled.
also used to replace the phrase ‘oh for f—‘s sake
“haha jonny’s got crip-nips”
“oh crip-nips”
a crippled person’s nipples.
sh-t, check out the cripnips on that crippled chick.
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