crisp


military dress down uniform worn for clubbing. normally used to attend low cl-ss functions frequented by mollusks, bog mummies, and scallawags. the uniform generally consists of dark blue euro trash skinny jeans, a bright peac-ck colored shirt, and black polished box toe dress shoes.
luke changed into his crisps, walked down to the hotel lobby to meet the other fellas for a pregame drink that the bar.
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stemming from its greco-roman origin “cri”, which means “absolute greatness”, it is used to describe anything that would be considered cool, awesome, hot or really f-cking legit.

“brooks brothers has the most crisp non-irons.”

“this morning she was walking around naked because she couldn’t find her thong…it was so crisp.”

it can also be used to show acceptance.

nick: “alright, everyone’s meeting at pritch and then we’re all going out and getting whiskey bent.”
brent: “crisp.”

armen: “coach, where did you get all that pitz?”
sac: “biscuit kitchen”
armen: “oh alright, crisp.”

abbrev: “c” ex: “i don’t know what i was thinking last night, that slag was completely un c.”

alternate pr-nunciation: “crasp”

french translation: “crepes” ex: “that french sm-t you hooked me up with last night was pretty crepes.”
“yo when did you say that girl gave you the blumpkin of your life?”
“last tuesday, after dj night.”
“oh that’s right, crisp.”
british for the american word ‘chips’.
my favorite crisps are sour cream and onion.
are tasty and edible
i like to eat crisps
the english version of the american “chips”
crisps make my mouth water.
a word used to describe something cool or perfect. often used to describe material goods or a planned event.
that guy’s shirt is so crisp. this party is going to be crisp.
australian slang that refers to anything positive.
“she is so crisp!”
“that test was crisp”
“i had a crisp night”
“your hair’s looking crisp today”
“i’m feeling pretty crisp at the moment”

boy: “how are you?”

girl: “crisp. you?”

boy: “same.”
(adj.) cool, swell, pleasing, awesome, dandy, marvelous, wonderful, nifty, keen, stoic

used to describe something

1. great, fine, excellent

2. suave

3. unaffected by emotions

4. highly skilled/clever

-may suggest that feat was performed in a short period of time

5. socially adept
1) that was a crisp movie.

2) did you see how he just went over and put his arm around adrienne? that was crisp.

3) klee’s a pretty crisp guy. he even didn’t flip a sh-t when he almost hit a telephone pole!

4) the lawyer performed a crisp questioning of the witness.

5) the girls all think he’s crisp because he plays football, that b-st-rd!

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