crop dusting

the act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.
who let off that stench? i think calvin did it. look at him circling the room. he’s crop dusting it.
farting while walking;
walking while farting;
i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store
p-ssing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the -ssailent must suffer it.
the restaurant’s so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section
v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
when crop dusting does not work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround – for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
during the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has acc-milated on the shoulder of the interstate. if you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your -ss!!
trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) “i am crop dusting your -ss!!–how do ya like that!!”
farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.
hampson was crop dusting today
surrept-tiously farting while p-ssing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to prairie d-gg-ng…..
some -sshole p-ssed through the office and was crop dusting the whole d-mn place! what a f-cker!
the act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the “thick” ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet “dusting” the rest of the room with your flatulence.
i quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.

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