Crotch Crumping


when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.
courtney: hey do you want to do some crotch crumping?
emily: sure, i would love too.

Read Also:

  • endoftheweekitis

    when people go crazy on friday because the weekend is coming. “dude!” “what?” “i think im coming down with the ‘endoftheweekitis’!”

  • Girenemy

    a girl that another girl has determined is or will be her enemy. you know, it’s those women who always single out another woman as their mortal enemy. jane meets donna. jane doesn’t like the way donna looks at her or says h-llo. jane decides donna is persona non grata and is now her girenemy. […]

  • Crotchtafarian

    a portmanteau of crotch and rastafarian. 1) a person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite s-x. 2) the practice of such braiding. mike: ‘hey man, i am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate p-n-s.’ jim: ‘you could always go crotchtafarian. […]

  • ass clerk

    a high level of -ss hole, kind of like an -ss hole but just worse. “did you see that -ss clerk just cut me off right there” “the -ss clerk at mcdonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an -ss!” 1 more definition a person who keeps another’s -ss clean and prepared for […]

  • cuckoo-bannanas

    made famous by manny from degr-ssi,used to mean ‘crazy’ or ‘insane’ person 1-“i think ashleys mom is hottt!” person 2-“are you cuckoo-bannanas,shes like 60!”


Disclaimer: Crotch Crumping definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.