crotch monster
when the sweat works with your underwear to make your -sshole a flamethrower. there is a subsequent walk -ssociated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full sh-t diaper.
i got a bad case of crotch monster at six flags yesterday.
a child. usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don’t want to ever have.
“im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster’s throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!”
“nah homey, shes on the pill. don’t need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
a hungry midget that lives in your b-ttcrack. he eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.
ivan, the crotch monster’s eating your shorts.
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