basically a regular pigroast (girl gets banged by two dudes at the same time resembling a pig roasting on a fire) but atleast two of the 3 people are related
yea, after me and my boy left dog and bull we croydon pigroasted my cousin
i always wear a condom when i’m in a croydon pig roast, because i don’t want the baby to come out all deformed
laughing that doesn’t come from joy or humor, but rather from overwhelming stress and/or severe trauma (psychologically an physically). people may experience this sour form of laughter or “maughter” when: 1. the written exam they’re about to take is their last shot to p-ss a cl-ss and they can’t answer a single question on it […]
typically used by parents/elders (mainly immigrants) who are trying to make fun of modern western culture. they attempt to say “western” (or western-ized) but it comes out as vesternizer. parent: look at that stupid vesternizer complaining once again.
- bakers dandruff
the flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry. that pie was so delicious that i barely dropped any baker’s dandruff! truly a spectacle.
- tyler gray
when your best friend wears a pocket p-ssy in their -ss and you f-ck it. #itaintg-y you want to tyler gray tonight?
- captain caboose
when you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the kübler-ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the […]