Crum

it’s when you cry and c-m at the same time. a feeling of eternal happiness.
every christopher nolan film will for sure make you crum.

i just crummed.
crumming is my speciality.
your p-n-s.. a quote from borat film “please,touch my crum”
borat “touch my crum..please, i’ll touch your’s”
an allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of s-m-n can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.
“i’ve got to get my boyfriend to stop c-mming in my mouth because every morning i’m filling up the toilet with tons of crums”
someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.
jim – “hey mate, can i borrow $5 for another rum and c-ke?”

peter – “f-ck off crum”
crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum-. one shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. typically a 1/3 gl-ss of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a pro-v mixture. ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.

– clear brands of rum are typically used (bacardi®)
^ ibc® cream soda is the preferred brand.
i needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a crum on the rocks my problems melted away.
someone who is so useless that they can be compared to a crum of bread. a crum is someone who resides in their house all the time and refuses to partic-p-te in any galas or events.
mike “hey dom lets go get that chick to come over tonight to my crib”

dom “not even worth it bro, that girl is a crum, she ain’t leavin her house for a million dollars”
your entire package consisting of one w-ng and two b-lls in a sac.
timo- “wow eric you have a tight crum”
eric- “thanks timo, its the briefs ;)”
when something is really bad or gross. it’s short for crummy.
this place is so crums there’s worms coming out of the walls.

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