crumbilingus
1. the eating of a m-ffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning s-xual pleasure.
2. the outward enjoyment of a delicious m-ffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a s-xual act.
howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked cinnabon roll. people stared.
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