Crumpeting
a british public school tradition generally practised by the upper cl-sses, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in b-tter, and thrust between the b-ttocks of a chosen schoolboy. often used as an initiation ritual. the crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their b-ttocks as the b-tter runs down their backside, burning them. should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.
this tradition is also practised among young gentleman’s dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
“i say, old boy! if jenkins is to join this dining club, i expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!”
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