Crumpin’


1) when your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts b-tchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. in most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female’s dirty mouth.

3) an acc-milation of b-tching. even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, “stop crumpin. you sound like my girlfirend.”
girlfriend: “where are you. i thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. seriousy, i’m getting sick of this. whaaa whaaa whaaa.”

you: “b-tch…stop your f-ckin crumpin’. i’m playin (insert your game of choice {ex: fifa/madden} here.) i’ll see you later.”
a dance that started appearing in la clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, “i’m really really hot.”
d-mn look at them kids crumpin on the floor.
expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle
he wuz crumpin’ so hard last night, all them crackas were staring
to hate upon
don’t be a crumper

don’t hate on somebody because of your jealousy
yo, don’t be crumping.

why you crumping on me.

don’t crump me cuz you aint me.
a very gay dance that clowns use to get s-x
the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl
“crazy humpin”

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.
look at that fool what’s he doin?

he’s crumpin.
(1).when you are crumpin you are in a very chilled out mood.
(2).you partying or dancing to hip-hop music like mad, ludacris and obserd.
(1).guy on the phone #1: ayo n–ga what you doin? guy on the phone #2: juss crumpin!

(2).oh shizzle dogg, look at dat yegga over therr crumpin!

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