Crusty Tombstone


a repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
by doing this horrible act you would suck s-m-n out of a dead persons -ss. also known as f-lch-ng. and then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. a lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
steve: dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
dale: whats that?
steve: a horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
dale: that sounds absolutely repulsive.

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