crunch wrap supreme
tasty mexican thing found at taco bell
dude 1: ill have a crunch wrap supreme.
jose: $5.95 at first windo
-j-c-l-t-ng in your wife, girl friend or bar wh-r-s under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! i totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! she’s gonna hate me by wednesday!
jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer
that chick left me with blue b-lls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme
the act of wrapping your legs around a womans breast area, with your -ss to her face. then, sh-tting and letting her lick it up, while she p-sses in your mouth
‘i did the crunchwrap supreme last night. it was totally awesome. her p-ss was awesome!!!’
your late night booty call brings you some taco bell to eat before you do her. to tell your friends though you have to have a pic of her holding the taco bell bag
i crunchwrap supremed the b-tch…here’s the pic.
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