crust monkey



someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. they need to take a shower asap and wash their clothes. someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
“bro, he is such a crust monkey he has c-m stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!”

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