CSI


the original “crime scene investigation” tv show that sp-wned a host of other official and unofficial similar series… including house.

purportrated to be as realistic as possible, using actual procedures in the field and actual equipment in the lab. and i heard that they often base their stories on real events.

but the problem with the show as a “who done it” is that the writers are always trying to shock their viewers as to who the killer actually is.

knowing this going in produces the opposite effect and makes the show as predictable as scooby doo. for example, one of their favorite things to do is having children: teenagers, pre-teens, and sometimes even toddlers be the killer.

some cast members:

gil grissom: the head of the team and a bug expert. likes roller coasters.

catherine willows: second in command and ex-stripper. has a mob boss as a father.

warrick brown: an ex-gambling addict who always looks like he’s in pain.

nick stokes: used to have a penchant for the ladies, but they kind of low-keyed that when the actor started losing his looks.

sara sidle: advocate for abused women. i think the main reason she’s there is because her name sounds like “suicidal”.
me: whatcha’ watching?
gf: csi. i think the father killed his wife.
me: father? they have a kid?
gf: yeah, an adorable 10 year old girl.
me: oh… well it wasn’t the father. it was the little girl.
crime scene investigation, crime drama television series.
csi is fake, only law & order is real!
tv show with hands down, the best theme songs ever. a producer or someone high up there at cbs must like the who a lot.
csi: crime scene investigation: who are you

csi: miami: we won’t get fooled again

csi: new york: baba o’riley.

what more do you need?
in the real world, csi or crime scene investigators, gather and -n-lyze crime scene evidence and hand it over to the detectives and other proper authorities, but in the tv show, they take on all the aspects of a case, even interrogating and arresting suspects.
last night on csi, some guy got murdered and the csi team found and convicted the criminal.
the tv show who gave what every human with p-b-rty wanted : justin bieber’s death.
csi gave the most epic show ever last night, justin bieber died, wohoo !
corner store indian ussualy when you go to corner stores indian people own them thus earning the name c.s.i
guy 1:hey man im hungry
guy2: yeah me too wanna get a kitkat
guy 3: yo theres a c.s.i guy near here wanna go
guy1 and guy2 :sure
only one of the coolest shows out there. i mean come on! if you’re a totally dna, gotta solve the crime finattic like me this show nearly puts your dream job on tv and play it back to you! yeah, some people think it’s cheezey, but when you really think that people really do this stuff and the technolege that puts them away… you’ve got to hand it to the directers and writers they do a heck of a good job!
(1st person) hey you know that one drop of blood contains thousands of dna strands?
(2nd person) no, dude. so whats all those strands for anyway?
(1st person)so that’s why you got caught!

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