CSTD


cyber std’s- contracted while having cyber s-x. symptoms start as overly msn/aim/facebook flirting and then it goes on to itchy uvulas and your big toe starts to swell until your head explodes and then regrows.
i got a really nasty cstd from kelly last night. i was so stupid not to use protection.
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chap-stick transmitted disease. when diseases or infections are transferred through promiscuous use of chap-stick.
“beth used my chap-stick the other day and now i’ve got a wicked cold sore. i hope she didn’t give me a c-std”

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