cuban mix
a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! this is the jesus of any sandwich ever existing, now; or in the future!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach -rg-sm!! -till the ‘cr-p’ flies out of your stomach “c-ck”!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -this is how you ‘blow a load’!!
got hopped up to the ‘high heavens’, then visited me ‘el mcfoolsley’s’, n’ hadda me a gut -rg-sm! with my cuban mix!!
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