a short little c-nt that has a napoleon complex. this guy will c-ck block and not seal the deal just to be a tool.
me: hey did you see that guy ted cucciaing it up at the club last night.
friend: yeah someone should shoot that guy for wasting all that talent.
- sticky boomerang
sticky boomerang: after you -j-c-l-t- on your partner and they just keep coming back for more. yeah so i came all over her and was expecting her to leave, but she just kept coming back for more. she’s a real sticky boomerang.
- trench froth
the build up of foamy juices that get squeegeed to the bottom of your d-ck during good s-x. also known as s-x foam. she had all kind of trench froth when i was do e with her.
- i wouldnt take a sh*t there
a phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a sh-t there would cl-ss it up. benny: hey! let’s go to alvin’s for some beers and food! earl: alvin’s sucks! i wouldn’t take a sh-t there!
- mother trucker
another way of saying “mother f-cker!” *your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* ah!! you mother trucker! i’ll f-cking kill you! another way to say “mother f-cker”; a more innocent form of the saying “mother f-cker” meant to be used around parents, teachers, etc. tanner is such a mother trucker when […]
a raging hard b-n-r accompanying an epileptic seizure. sean’s seizing so hard he’s got a raging epilection!