Cudge
a person you just have to hug- give a cudge to.
oh my god she is just so cudgey i have to squeeze her!
a combination of a hug and a cuddle.
give me a cudge please
that girl is extremely cudgey
a person you just have to hug –
a mixture between a cuddle and a huddle and a hug etc.
d-mn shes cudgey!
1. the resulting substance when all possible bodily excretions, waste products, and ejections are combined in a single mixture. the mixture may include blood, excluding any case where it has been purposefully extracted from the body.
“not a chance i’ll drink this cudge”
“excuse me, miss, it tastes like there is too much s-m-n in my cudge”
“cudge on me!”
when a girlfriend asks for a cuddle which a boyfriend seemingly agrees to. in the process of hugging, the boyfriend inserts his finger(s) into the -rs-hole of the girlfriend, thereby informing the female that hugs are not really on the agenda and initiating the cudge.
1. “got home from work last night, couldnt wait for her to make a meal out of my p-n-s”
“sweet bro. how was it?”
“well she asked for a cuddle didnt she, so i cudged the sh-t out of her”
“sweet”
2. “all i wanted was a some sympathy and a hug from paul after the death of my dog but he cudged me instead”
a pixl from the wii game super paper mario. you find him in a desert and he gives you the ability to swing down your hammer.
i totally smashed that koopa with cudge!
an in-grown t-st-cl-, or for females a third b–b.
doctor: you have a cudge, a third t-st-cl- has grown in.
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