culotorium


an internet fan forum for the mars volta, except no one actually talks about the mars volta. filled with dipsh-tty young fans, people who obsess abound radiohead and tol, people who insult radiohead and tol, and trolls.
person 1: “i’m getting so tired of posting on the culotorium… can’t we talk about the band?”

person 2: “i think undertow was tool’s best alb-m.”

person 3: “tol sux”

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