Tank Wheeled
the act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).
although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:
1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when c-ck-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they’ve reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say “choo! choo! all aboard!”
“you’ve just been tank wheeled!”
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