Cum collar
training tool akin to a citronella collar for barking dogs, but worn by humans. the human under behavior modification wears a collar with a small compartment filled with c-m. when the unwanted behavior is exhibited the collar blasts a load of stale c-m into his face.
after 3 weeks of wearing my c-m collar i no longer stutter and have much softer skin
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