Cum Karate
when a man pulls out to c-m on his partner and she swings both arms at the same time. one deflecting the c-m shot and the other slapping your d-ck out of the way then simultaneously slapping you in the chest with you own s-m-n (karate like sounds optional)
i tried to give her a surprise facial last night but instead she hit me with “c-m karate”
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