cumpunt
the act of a man -j-c-l-t-ng on a foot (typically their own, though other’s feet shouldn’t be excluded. the person who was -j-c-l-t-d on then kicks someone in the face.
tom came on jill’s foot, jill then kicked tom in the face. tom got c-mpunted.
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