cunt cannon


when a women places a fully dressed small child in her uterus then fires it at a man screaming,”you meh buhbies deday”
“hey tim watch out for that b-tch,she likes to use her c-nt cannon”
when one stuffs various items into their v-g-n- and launches them via queef
hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her c-nt and launched it at the window. the neighbours said “i have never seen such great force with a c-ntcannon!”

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