cunt duster
someone who has s-xual intercourse with a woman who has not had s-x in a while. as in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused c-nt.
‘tarquin sh-gged the queen? sh-t, what a c-nt duster.’
a 25-35 year old man who has s-xual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. therefore a man who wipes the dust off of an elderly woman’s c-nt with his w-ng
reis: dude, you f-cked my great grandmother?!
anthony: yeah man, it was legendary
reis: you c-nt duster!
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