the smallest unit of measurement
larry i need you to shave a c-nt fuz off my neck
- house d*ck
house p-ssy’s mate. a house d-ck is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. it resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as “husband” or “signficant other”. house d-ck is the biggest blessing. i have to go home and ride that house d-ck. don’t want […]
- the shetland pony
s-x act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. as she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the -ss with his d-ck. when ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her. bill: meredith, do you like […]
a huge meeting of r-t-rds in a walmart parking lot duhhhh jimmy wanna go to the ganglefest with me at walmart, just make sure you wear your helmet
- fluffy nope
a cat-sized american mammal of the weasel family, with distinctive black-and-white-striped fur. when threatened it squirts a fine spray of foul-smelling irritant liquid from its -n-l glands toward its attacker. also see skunk oh my god matt, do you smell that fluffy nope? matt, that weed you got is the fluffy nope!
- ornamental snake
a man’s p-n-s that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. not to be touched at any cost. as ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived…..