cunt muffin

n. used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. second most creative insult ever (see c-ck juggling thunder c-nt).

see also: f-ckwit,-ssmunch,tw-t waffle,f-cktard
person 1: you know what? you’re a f-cktard.
person 2: shut up, -ssface
person 1: b-tch t-t!
person 2: f-ckwit!
person 1: tw-t waffle!
person 2: c-nt m-ffin!
-silence-
person 3: d-mn… you got served
the nicest and worst words put together.
it neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
the phrase can be endearing or malicious.
“good morning c-nt m-ffin.”

“get on your knees, c-nt m-ffin.”
1. an insult that usually saved for a last resort to buy some time until one can think of something to say.

2. a person that deserves to be called something that the english language has no word for.
john: so i heard your mom was at the store the other day.
eric: yeah… so?
john: oh, i just figured she would be too busy huffing paint and showing her p-n-s to your friends..
eric: f-ck off!
john: is that what your mom tells her p-n-s when it’s attacking the innocent?
eric: f-ck you c-ntm-ffin!!

see, even though john is obviously funnier than eric. eric automatically wins because he broke out the c-ntm-ffin. john’s argument is now invalid.
a person that is annoying and doesn’t know it, so they keep talking to you
“will your such a c-ntm-ffin”
a c-nt of a bran variety
carolyn hennesy, an actress on general hospital and cougar town who is know to be a giant c-nt.
i can’t watch general hospital whenever that c-nt m-ffin shows up.
1. a slang term for a f-ck buddy!

2. if you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she’s the girl that gives you what you want.

3. something to call someone if they start irritating you. or just a word to call someone because it’s funny. nice to put half baked before it.
1. yo zack, sheniqua is my c-nt-m-ffin!

2. that ethan kid over there is a half baked c-nt-m-ffin!

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