the v*g*n*; usually already pre-stuffed.
“excuse me, ma’am. i need to search your c*nt pocket before you board the plane.”
- thick pencil
a fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around “hey man did you see sam at the party last night?” “yeah dude she’s a total thick pencil” “haha ew”
- mossy sloth
when a girl smears her vag all over your p*b*s. i wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.
shivan is another word for saying “smoke weed” or “piff”. it can be used in present past and future tense. pr*nounced: “she-von” reuven: hey buchi whats good you down to get shivaned? bool: word bro im abouta roll a fatty.
- j*panese hurricane
while receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently sh*ts in their face. susan’s hair looks looks like it survived a j*panese hurricane.