a fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around
“hey man did you see sam at the party last night?”
“yeah dude she’s a total thick pencil”
- mossy sloth
when a girl smears her vag all over your p-b-s. i wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.
shivan is another word for saying “smoke weed” or “piff”. it can be used in present past and future tense. pr-nounced: “she-von” reuven: hey buchi whats good you down to get shivaned? bool: word bro im abouta roll a fatty.
- j*panese hurricane
while receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently sh-ts in their face. susan’s hair looks looks like it survived a j-panese hurricane.
the most lovable couple bella and ace
- liberal magical thinking
liberal magical thinking: is thinking-(1) that when an illiberal-(2) thinks a thought-(3), any thought, then that thought is automatically considered logical-(4) and should be presented as truth-(5). -(1) thinking: “head scratching and “hmm” noises, and is often followed by an “aha!” -(2)illiberal: one who descends on a population to illegalize, demonize, and remove freedoms generally […]